QotD: The Audience Goes Wild

What's your favorite song to sing karaoke-style?  If you don't have one, why not?

OMG!  I've been preparing for my ultimate karaoke night out for about six years now.  The songs I've been rehearsing are "Jack and Diane" and "Killing Me Softly."  Both have a good balance of melancholy and vocal integrity that with enough cheap beer, I'll easily move the crowd to tears.  Nothing less than a standing ovation is required.  That's just how it's got to be.  I'll only be doing one performance, I know it's sad, but a diva like me doesn't do encores.  The other disappointing thing is that I'll have to turn down all the album deals because of school.  And yes, i do plan on having a talent scout in the audience ready to discover me.  It'll be great.  I rehearse the moves every night.  Just the other day i was getting my roommate to critique my "drop my knees and pound the floor" move.  It was "hott."  And by the way, it's ok to be jealous.  I know you want this body. 

shake your groove thang,
a.